Skinny Jeans and TOMS

arcticblackeys:

fallarbor-town:

in 7th grade i went to the see a movie with a boy and in the middle of it he was like “do you wanna kiss” and i was like “excuse me” and he pulled a bag of hershey’s kisses out of his coat

DO YOU REALIZE WHAT A GOOD BACKUP PLAN THAT IS

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nicolasiscaged:

[12 year old kid from the 50s who plays baseball voice] why i oughta

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callmekitto:

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.

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sokkaflockaflameo:

ozzyosborntodie:

can Dora find you a sense of humor

DAMMIT IT’S BEHIND THE CLOUDS

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