hungarian:

if i worked at a sperm bank, every time some guy walked in i’d say things like get a load of this guy

(via 500daysofsunburn)

"Your kiss feels like home and I’m so fucking homesick."

"I forgot what I sent you"

ancient snapchat proverb (via tentacoolaid)

(via circumcising)

  • Period: You want cookies
  • Period: You want to fuck
  • Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
  • Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
  • Period: Kill them.
  • Period: Kill them too.
  • Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
  • Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
  • Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
  • Period: Whoops you dropped a spoon better cry